May 2013
please stop being cute it makes my heart sad because i can’t nap with you
henryandhisbrain:
Dear Yahoo,
If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.
If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.
Regards
Tumblr Users
chihayahearts:
jaclcfrost:
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
witch-breed:
questbedhead:
titanicgirl666:
when you come up with a great post and it gets zero notes
when you come up with a crappy post and it gets tons of notes
when the cheerleaders of your new school rip off your arms
trains like me..
on a side note, I got banned from trains by my girlfriend.. This being sad stuff is getting harsh..
laughinggaschamber:
Things that make me fall asleep really fast.
when someone hums quietly.
when my hair gets played with.
when someone whispers a story to me.
when someone traces my skin.
chloroform.
beenheardbefore:
you cant eat the pussy until you finish your vegetables
